If I ever start a Tolkien/fantasy-themed metal band, we need to go by

Heavy Willow



Andrew's idea, not mine.


Dave

Right On

Apparently it's some kind of tuning-related thing:

Close Enough for Funk



Dave

In case it gets cold

Long Johns and Layers.


Or maybe it's a donut-themed band of some sort?


Dave

Probably Describes Most Bands

Fragile Egos

Do you name your band this kind of thing ironically?