Concentrate

This might make a better song and/or album, but I might as well post it here:

'Designated Thinking Area'

Based on a sign (of sorts) in Chicago, and suggested by Kristen.


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All in the Family

Thanks to mum for this one:

The Cousins Fred


Gotta be country, right?


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Only Somewhat Dangerous

Either an emo band or maybe a boy group:

Shy Men With Swords

I'm not sure if that's threatening or not.


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Career Alternative

You know, if whatever it is i do now doesn't work out, I could always be a:

Paperback Writer


And come home every night for a meal of:

Starch Pudding



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Rock's Not Dead!

It was just on hiatus.


Seussian War Machine.

be afraid, be very afraid.

no less scary:

Rabid Camel.


(watch out, they spit)



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