Driving to Portland

Seven-car. Pile up

The blonde bombshelters

Nerd Rock

If I ever need a name for a band of that sort, we could be

The Bastions of Squareness.

Going old school here--that was one from Andrea.


Dave

If I ever start a Tolkien/fantasy-themed metal band, we need to go by

Heavy Willow



Andrew's idea, not mine.


Dave

Right On

Apparently it's some kind of tuning-related thing:

Close Enough for Funk



Dave

In case it gets cold

Long Johns and Layers.


Or maybe it's a donut-themed band of some sort?


Dave

Probably Describes Most Bands

Fragile Egos

Do you name your band this kind of thing ironically?

ho ho ho!

Jolly Green and the Teasers

Maybe a ska band or something? Rock-a-billy?