I scream, you scream

It's hot outside, friends, so this one is pretty apt:

Will Sing for Ice Cream


I'm curious about the comment on my last post that got deleted. I bet it was pretty amusing.


Dave

Luck o' the Irish

Lead by legendary lead singer Doc Ponders, I proudly present:

Vomiting Leprechauns

Again, thanks to Andrea for this one, who really deserves a cut of any money I ever make off this space.


Dave

You might have been in my way, but I'll still be nice to you

Almost bumped into someone at work this morning, and he said this to me, which seemed apt for this bit of webspace.

Excuse Me, Howdy


Dave

Cut it out

Going back, again, into the archives at MaxRes, I came across this little gem, courtesy of the brother:

Sawfish and his Woods


Dave

And you would be...?

How about:

Someone Forgettable


Dave*




*I think

Hop to it

Nothing witty to add to this one, since I think it speaks for itself:

The Frog Stalkers



Dave

Heads up

Sometimes mishearing people when they're talking can yield some wonderful results. In that vein, I give you

Girls Catching Potatoes

There was another one from last night, but I don't remember all of it, so I'm not going to post it. But believe you me it was really funny.


Dave

Pucker up

Another hat tip to Andrea:

The Lipless Kissers

And one of my own, more or less.

The Waxers



Dave

Oink oink

I'm sure all you devoted fans of this blog were wondering if I would ever be back. Well, rest easy folks, for I'm back with something brand new for ya.

The Pork Growers Union

Worth the wait, wasn't it?

By the by, be sure to check the comments, if you haven't, for some other good ideas courtesy of one of our intrepid readers.

Dave

From the Vaults

I just remembered this one, a classic I posted over at MaxRes.

Inspired by a trip to the dentist, I proudly offer

Ladies With the Iron Hook


Genius.


Dave

Makes sense to me

Back with a new entry.

After far more vintage base ball than any one should experience* over a weekend, I offer this:

Dead on the Bounce

I promise it makes sense if you come to a game. Or two. Or five.



Dave



*Not that too much of it is a bad thing, mind you.

Shut up and listen!

Next up:

The Non-Verbal Boobs


I just had a thought: I hope I don't go thinking everything is a good band name now that I have this space set up. That would just get to be too much. So I promise to keep the ideas as good as possible.

Or something.


Dave

All I've got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth.

So I find myself, quite often, really, saying or hearing some phrase, and then deciding "that would be a good name for a band." But I tend not to write them down, so many go by the wayside.

Not anymore!

Why bother doing this, you may ask.

Well, if I ever come up with a good reason, I'll post it here. And if your band wants to use one of these? Well, just let me know. And send me a CD.

So I'll kick this off with a couple from this afternoon (alas, I can't take credit* for them, but they're worth saving).


-Mildly Gothic
-Steamy Grates


More to come, I'm sure.


Dave



*Hat tip to Andrea for these.